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¹No  Top Secret without some jokes.  The
first  amount  of  jokes  are so-called
'school-jokes'.   It's  just some funny
sentences   that   children  have  said
during their time in school.
'The  earth  weight many millions tons,
but I don't know whether that's with or
without people'.
'The  water  in  this  country  is very
important,  because  if  there  was  no
water, we will not be able to learn how
to swim and then we will all drown'.
'With  the  telescopes  that  are  made
today,  the  sun will be much closer in
30 years'.
'The   Sct.Bernarddog  is  the  largest
useful dog that we have.  It lives high
up  in  the  Alpes  and has the task to
bring  the  last  oil  to the ones that
dies in the snow''.
'The  he-horse  gives  the she-horse an
injektion  with  a  sort  of  tadpoles,
which ten makes a couple of eggs, which
become a new little horse'.
'If  a  man  don't like to be a man, he
can be castated to a woman'.
'The   first   thing   you  die  of  is
accidents.  Then diseases and finally a
lot commit suicides'.
'My   great-grandfather   was   in  the
hospital  for two years with heart stop
before he took a deep breath and died'.
'There  has been written alot about God
in  the  old  and  the new instruments.
The  things  written,  are written with
Holy Writ.  In the middle of the Garden
of   Eden   stood  a  tree  called  the
acquainntance  tree  on  good and evil.
Adam  and  Eve was nt allowed to eat of
the   tree,  because  God  also  wanted
something  for  himself.   At  the time
Abraham   was  siiting  in  'Mamrelund'
three  men  arrived, but it was God and
two  angels.   And  then  Sara asked if
they  wanted  some  cffe.  And they sat
talking  for  a while and then God said
to  Sara:   Will  you  please go behind
that  door  and  give  birth  to a baby
immediately'.
'He  lost  his  legs in an accident and
even  since  he has been driving around
in the electric-chair.